Thursday, February 19, 2009

The PERFECT film....

I was thinking, what would be the perfect film...


First of all, who would be in it? Hmm, well obviously Arnold Schwarzenegger would be in it. Jean Reno, and you know what, Keano Reaves.... but the male lead star would I think have to be Client Eastwood, with magnum and a shotgun. Will Ferrell would have a small part in it too with Seth Rogan.


As for the female lead, quite easy i think... Zooey Deschanel. Yes i know, why did you not think of her first. Also, Drew Barrymore would star, as would the likes of Natalie Portman and Thora Birch. And by likes i mean, actually them.


The film would have a voice over by Morgan Freeman, but if you didn't know that by now, then were obviously not reading off the same hymn sheet are we.


The film would begin in the best city in the world, New York, were else... It would involve the subway, lots of action... There would be some scenes shot on a bridge, i like bridges, but not simply the Brooklyn Bridge, I want the Millau bridge over the River Tarn in the Massif Central mountains in France. Also, I want some some scenes shot in Dubay, blow some things up there, like computer generated blowing up. Also, there would of course be some time travelling in there too, which could include the dinosauars, cool.

So finally, who would direct... come on... Steven Spelberg... who would be the Executive Producer, Jerry Bruckenhimer?!?


But do I have everything correct here? In fact there are loads of cracks beginning to appear. Where is De Niro, Pachino? In fact, would Michael Bay not do a better job of this kind of film! Do we really need any other female character other than Zooey Deschanel (or any other male lead than Daniel "James The Bond" Craig)? And I forgot to mention that some of the film should have taken place in space. Ahhh, its true what they say... this movie making thing isn't easy...

What do you all think? Best Film Ever!!!!

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